Shapewear Shrinks Your Shadow
2 Feb
By Adam Welsch
Cupid Intimates
Well, it’s that time of year again. The world’s attention was drawn to Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania this morning in anticipation of the weather forecast of famed groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil. Everyone wondered, “Will it be an early spring or six more weeks of winter?” Like it or not, it looks like winter will hang on until the end of March. For those who make it a point each year to hear Phil’s prediction (like the 12,000 people in attendance at Gobbler’s Knob this morning), the result was not surprising. According to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club, Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter nearly 100 times since 1887. What is surprising are the reports out of western PA that, given the annual growth in attendance at this event and the worldwide attention his appearance generates, Phil and his wife Phyllis (sorry to burst your bubbles, ladies, but Phil is taken) are seriously considering updating their looks. A source close to Phil has indicated that the marmots are strongly considering adding shapewear to their wardrobes next year. (more…)




By Adam Welsch
