The Twelve Days of Clearance

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23 Dec

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By Adam Welsch
Cupid Intimates

Christmas is almost upon us.  As we hurry to do our last-minute shopping, and eagerly anticipate spending the holiday relaxing with friends and family, thoughts inevitably turn to another annual tradition – the post-Christmas bargain hunt.  As you spend part of next week fighting crowds while searching for great deals in the lingerie department, keep the following song in mind, sung to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas:”

On the first day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
A Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the second day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Two Hi-Waist Slips and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the third day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the fourth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the fifth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the sixth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Six Thongs-a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the seventh day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the eighth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Eight Edges Gripping, seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the ninth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Nine Corsets Squeezing, eight Edges Gripping, seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the tenth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Ten Straps-a-Lifting, nine Corsets Squeezing, eight Edges Gripping, seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the eleventh day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Eleven Camis Smoothing, ten Straps a-Lifting, nine Corsets Squeezing, eight Edges Gripping, seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

On the twelfth day of Clearance my Fitter gave to me,
Twelve Cinchers Cinching, eleven Camis Smoothing, ten Straps a-Lifting, nine Corsets Squeezing, eight Edges Gripping, seven Girdles Shaping, six Thongs a-Wedging, five Garter Belts, four Padded Briefs, three Boy Shorts, two Hi-Waist Slips, and a Bra Cup in a Size C.

Good luck on the bargain hunt.

Merry Christmas from In Form®!

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