Do You See the Muffin Top?

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22 Oct

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By Joann M.
Naomi & Nicole®

 

We’ve all had this happen to us – we put on our favorite pair of jeans and watch in horror as a big bulge of flesh appears just above its top as we try to fasten the button.  Or, we put on a piece of shapewear to control our tummy and cringe as we see that what we didn’t like about our tummy now sits like a roll at our waist, above the top of the brief.

This issue is so common that it’s become immortalized in pop culture today as “The Muffin Top.”

Fortunately, there are shapewear solutions that eliminate this problem.

For those of you who want to continue to wear your favorite bras, high-waist briefs and high-waist longs leg are the perfect answer.  Instead of sitting at your waist, they sit just below your bra band.  They control your entire midriff, not just your tummy.  And you no longer have to worry about the tops of those high-waist garments rolling down when you bend or sit.  Just look for those styles that have beads of silicone applied to their top edges.  Not only will they stay in place, they won’t produce lines through your outfits.  For those of you who only want that Muffin Top produced by your pants to go away, and don’t need the control of shapewear briefs or long legs, waist cinchers can be a good choice.  And, for those of you who want all-over control and don’t mind sacrificing your favorite bras, bodybriefers are another possibility.  They provide great control from your bust down to your hips.

So, no need to worry about The Muffin Top any longer!  Comfortable shapewear solutions exist to solve that problem and many others.

Here’s a little song to help celebrate:

Do you see The Muffin Top, The Muffin Top, The Muffin Top,
Do you see The Muffin Top, that sits above my waist?

I don’t know from where it came, from where it came, from where it came,
I don’t know from where it came, make it go away.

Hold it in and suck it up, suck it up, suck it up,
Hold it in and suck it up, I fear it’s here to stay.

Waist Cincher and High Waist Brief, High Waist Brief, High Waist Brief,
Waist Cincher and High Waist Brief, I look good today!

Thunder Thighs and Cellulite, Cellulite, Cellulite,
Thunder Thighs and Cellulite, why did I look down?

I don’t know from where they came, from where they came, from where they came,
I don’t know from where they came, they both give me a frown.

Jumping jacks and deep knee bends, deep knee bends, deep knee bends,
Jumping jacks and deep knee bends, they don’t seem to pay.

Pantliner and Thigh Slimmer, Thigh Slimmer, Thigh Slimmer,
Pantliner and Thigh Slimmer, I want to shout hurray!

Saggy Boobs and Bulging Back, Bulging Back, Bulging Back,
Saggy Boobs and Bulging Back, I have seen it all.

I don’t know from where they came, from where they came, from where they came,
I don’t know from where they came, I am so appalled.

Lift them up and stuff it in, stuff it in, stuff it in,
Lift them up and stuff it in, I can barely breathe.

Bustier and Camisole, Camisole, Camisole,
Bustier and Camisole, comfy now I seem!

Do you see The Muffin Top, The Thunder Thighs, The Cellulite,
The Saggy Boobs, The Bulging Back, I am such a mess!

I don’t know from where they came, from where they came, from where they came,
I don’t know from where they came, I just can’t wear that dress.

Waist Cincher and High Waist Brief, Pantliner, and Thigh Slimmer,
Bustier and Camisole, the jiggling they will end.

Cover me from head to toe, from head to toe, from head to toe,
Cover me from head to toe, shapewear is my friend!

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